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It was game over at 0-1 to be fair. This club is down, and dead. The quicker the body of it decays the better.

Can some explain why colback hides? I haven't seen a player from Sunday league to premiership who does it like him. What's his reasoning?

Was it a pen then?

What are the odds on us not scoring again this season?

Which one? Assuming it was years ago?

That's our motivational tunnel sign.

So we need to score to get a result? Lolz

Remy. Never really ours. Need him now though.

Last striker we had who didn't miss many chances was Ba. Seems an age ago.

Mitro won't score again this season....

Our list of recent managers man :-(

Fancy scunny to beat Chelsea tomorrow?

One clear cut chance, IIRC - where Gini had a a 1-1 on Cech and the keeper saved. Rest were perhaps half-chances. 1 chance a game should see us safe. We get points for those don't we?

Did we create loads of chances as per? That's the main thing.

We won't, and even if we did it wouldn't be enough. We need 4 £10m players. £25m gets next to nothing these days.

Just signed a new deal, so no. Dawson it is then.

Can we sign James Collins now?

Anyway, HT 4-0 FT 5-0 (Giroud FGS) I'm going out I think. I'll check the score in a few hours and avoid match of the day.

That at be a bit better, seen nothing of Wijnaldum to suggest he is a number 10 like. Would like Sissoko dropped in there short term with Perez right, Thauvin left and Wijnaldum in centre Not seen anything to suggest the guy who's scored from advanced central positions to not play there? Huh? Don't doubt he can score goals but that's not all a number 10 does. Supposed to link play and his movement ain't great in that area from what I have seen. Did he not do that for PSV? PSV played 433 I'm pretty sure so Wijnaldum would have been a lot deeper than a number 10. From what I remember he played just off the striker. Might be completely wrong though.

That at be a bit better, seen nothing of Wijnaldum to suggest he is a number 10 like. Would like Sissoko dropped in there short term with Perez right, Thauvin left and Wijnaldum in centre Not seen anything to suggest the guy who's scored from advanced central positions to not play there? Huh? Don't doubt he can score goals but that's not all a number 10 does. Supposed to link play and his movement ain't great in that area from what I have seen. Did he not do that for PSV?

I've missed the days of HTT going completely overboard with his opinions. Ahh, happy times.

Shows that he has zero influence on this team. The players try against the big teams and don't against the small ones. Pointless even having a manager.

One thing is for sure, villa are going down, whatever the result here.

Ronaldo alarm...

Elliot had a great game today, no chance he was at fault for the goal!