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So what level of football would we compete at? Championship? League one?

Unless we get it.

Going on our history, we'll concede within 5 minutes of the second half and end up losing by 2 or 3.

I'm somewhat surprised that anyone thought otherwise, based on the Norwich game where we still defended like Sunday league footballers. Our midfield pairing is the worst in the division, regardless of which two he picks. Most vital part of any team and ours are shit.

The main problem we have is that we have no idea to score unless it's on a counter. They won't come at us at all in the second half so we'll never break them down.

Mitrovic was knackered way before that. And seemingly injured.

Lose mitro and Perez and we're screwed.

Shit off shit on

I'm positive thinking we'll do ok in the championship with this team

School boy stuff hoofing it forward to nobody. Keep the ball you bunch of retards.

Fuck this shit. Can't even win the one game in twenty we play well in.

We looked absolutely knackered. It's only September.

Haven't they done that 3 times in the last month?

For all of the positivity returning to this club, we're essentially still a shit football team.

Just seen it. Possibly the worst red card I've seen in the premiership.

Colback gone to left back?

Described the goal as a powerful header but I assume that's wrong? Powerful?

Why are sky showing goals at Doncaster but have a 1980's reporter at our game?

3-0, Rooney with 2 and any of their defenders with the third. 2 of ours sent off.

Can't name many players with potential who come to Newcastle and improve. Graveyard.

We're being linked with good exciting players only a couple of days after losing? Remarkable.

of course he isn't happy with his squad, he's just saying what he's told.

Who'd have thought we'd still be shit at the back?

As long as Gouffran is nowhere near the team I'm not bothered about Obertan. He'll be found out as soon as he puts a shit performance in.