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You wont be saying that when Cabaye goes. What? Too cryptic for my small brain. He's set up a shop window for some of our players?

Are you fucking kidding man? Did you watch either of those matches? Does it matter? The difference is one goal scored by them compared to us, our season was never going to be defined by the result away at Manchester City Oh, you're on a wind up, I get it. You think people are pissed off about the result, rather than the performance....

So do we have to forget last season and just judge him on this one? If so........

Are you fucking kidding man? Did you watch either of those matches?

No no, keep Pardew and spend £700m on a new team. That's what we need. Pardew would work wonders with Citeh's team. No idea why they overlooked him.

It was our heaviest opening day away defeat for 25 years though.... Probably.

And? You're a clever boy, i'm sure you can work it out. We're never going to spend as much as them, but with a half-decent manager and a couple of players who actually want to play for him, and we'd give the game a go. I guarantee you that the likes of Hull and Palace will give them a better game than we have. It's not all about money. I know we need extra players in the squad, but a new manager would be my first choice. Yep. Our biggest problem is the manager, not the players. Glad we agree.

And? You're a clever boy, i'm sure you can work it out. We're never going to spend as much as them, but with a half-decent manager and a couple of players who actually want to play for him, and we'd give the game a go. I guarantee you that the likes of Hull and Palace will give them a better game than we have. It's not all about money. I know we need extra players in the squad, but a new manager would be my first choice.

And?

I honestly believe it. Mike wanted this game out of the way before appointing JFK.

He's out in the morning imo.

Nothing to do with that.

He'll be gone before West Ham.

Result!

I start to think like that, and then remember that league two clubs actually have a go.

At least no Cabaye corners tonight.

At least Pardew will be gone soon.

we have no chance of even scoring, let alone keeping it down to two.

Did he die??

Watching the champions right there.

Not happening.

So he's missed 3 of the last 6? Good stats.

Gonna miss.

Worrying that Liverpool look better than they have for a few years now. Helps that they've signed some decent players like. Maybe that's a system other clubs should follow.

8-0 loss. By half time.