Shearergol

Oh God. Someone asked it.

Fuck this shit, seriously. We're signing nobody.

I'd guess the outgoing salaries are higher than the incoming ones though....

Yeah, Bale's pretty much gone by the morning.

They have a manager and a board with ambition though, regardless of how they've played they want to improve. We have an owner who's perfect season is 17th place, zero transfer spending and £25mil re-paid to st james holdings limited. My point was about Hughton not NUFC. Norwich fans did not like Hughton very much last season or the football his team played. Norwich have now backed Hughton in the transfer window so we'll see how he does this season.

Step one, get Pardew out. Step two, get Kinnear out. Step three, get Ashley out. At least JFK taking over is just one of the steps we need to take.

Not a single player at Newcastle now would turn any (most) other team in the Premiership down for the right money. Cabaye's wanted out for over a year, so why would he be offended by Arsenal's valuation?

Bumpety bump bump RE: Debuchy. Hopeless. Congrats.

NSIS?

Off the top of my head, Blackburn?

"Please don't buy our player, who we really reallywant to keep, especially for anything less than £20m. Yep, £20m, that's what we'd want, if we did actually want to sell him, which we erm, don't"

Small time club.

Simpson was shit. As a club we should be looking at better at both of these clowns. This is like where Ameobi was out for months and became a better player each week, until he came back and people realised he was still Ameobi.

0-3

New bibs.

Arsenal have a contract negotiator? We've got JFK!

Hughton, who we binned for this cunt. That was an easy answer though. I just caught myself thinking I preferred Souness, then remembered what he destroyed.

Souness or Pardew?

Chance of someone shooting him? I'll probably do it.

The 6th minute goal?

It literally won't make a shit of difference. I thought that from the moment last season ended, but that opinion wavered given the lack of football every week and I wanted some signings so we could improve... but I'm right back in that school of thought now. The problems lie so much deeper than the personnel. It doesn't matter who we sign. the problem is precisely the personnel and specifically the transfer policy, they're not good enough and they need to stop buying from the french market they're not good enough Bit like when Pardew had Tevez and refused to play him. He knew what he was doing!

its going to be a hell of a lot worse It's going to have to get worse to get better. Until Ashley goes it really doesn't matter who is in charge, so I don't really care if JFK comes in tbh.

Just seen our fixtures from 19th October to 10th November. Oh shit. 11 points by Christmas.

He's been manager for two full seasons. Who else is to blame for the way the team plays?