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A shot on target!

No yellow for the Sturridge dive then?

What happened to the Sissoko who was actually class? Without using the word "Pardew"

Jonas off must be a mistake? Pardew can't have had any say in that change. Players taking over the dressing room?

Wigan seem to always need 2 wins for 4, and always get them. I'm at a 9 today.

We put in the worst performances in the league. It's absolutely baffling. We just lie down and die, whoever we're playing.

As bad as it ever was under Fat Sam. Not quite to the depths of Souness, but it's getting there.

Every fucking game we're petrified of the what the other team are going to do. Negative fuckwit of a manager who can't even set a negative side up to actually defend.

Are we blaming them? How about the Geordie Steven Taylor who was absolute s*** yesterday? Stop blaming those guys ffs based on nationality. We're blaming the lot, but when your team is full of unconnected foreign players and show you no fight in your local derby then it's a problem. Taylor was about the only player apart from Krul who gave a fuck yesterday regardless of how shite he was. What if all 11 gave a fuck but were still shite? Would that be ok then?

What a stupid f***ing post. Aye especially when you consider Taylor was f*cking awful. Taylor was handed his arse on a plate by one of those pesky foreigners but this guy seems to think he was the one who stood proud. Amazing I've just noticed that Pardew's a pesky foreigner too What...on account of being a cockney? We need a manager and 11 players all born in Newcastle! Only then will they understand how to win derby matches!

What a stupid f***ing post. Aye especially when you consider Taylor was f*cking awful. Taylor was handed his arse on a plate by one of those pesky foreigners but this guy seems to think he was the one who stood proud. Amazing I've just noticed that Pardew's a pesky foreigner too

In his pissed up brain he probably thinks its funny, not as funny as what happens next mind. There's no humour in what he's doing. He's just an utter dickhead.

Didnt they take us to the Championship? Villa away ring any bells? But we kept a better shape...

Ahh. That's ok then. No of course its not ok its fkn ridiculous and I hope those done get banned for life but I meant more the over reaction on the news the term "riot" is way off the mark. "A violent disturbance of the peace by a crowd"

3-0 loss. Not keeping it tight enough to get the required 0-0.

I think West Ham should sign him, then bring in Pardew to be the perfect manager for him

Ahh. That's ok then.

All footballers want to win, regardless of who they're playing. Having French players isn't the problem.

LAD I'm hoping the next screenshot is the man laying on the floor with the horse stood on his head?

Broken record like, but Adkins had Scunny playing better football than Pardew's got Newcastle playing. The thing is it's true, managers get their teams to pass the football. It's not hard to know that. And we have a manager who is incapable of getting his team to do that, two years down the line is long enough to know it. How anyone can still think that next season he will suddenly get us doing that is frankly mental. Also this "he deserves next season after the 5th place", like feck he does, he is dragging us down and it's there for all to see if they look. We are a shocking football team, we don't play with any style, excitement or know how. We're terrible to watch, easy to play against and i'm sick of watching it because Pardew isn't good enough to change it. The thing with the "he deserves next season after the 5th place" thing - when has any manager in the history of the game had that luxury? He should be judged on the now, not the year ago.

Just seen on the news about the riots. What happened?

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it. And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous. Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward. I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing. Indeed. We're never going to achieve the attractive padding game everyone desires with the current mob, over 50% of the starting XI just aren't up to it technically. Sissoko and Goufrann don't appear to be the most intricate types and we continue to rely on the likes of Tiote and Jonas. Yet the mackems managed it? You and Ronaldo are a hoot. Utterly obsessed with the manager and the wonderful job he's doing under difficult circumstances. Are you permanently pissed or what? I've said Pardew needs to go in the summer since January. I just happen to think that a great deal of our players are largely talentless, gutless crap. It needs to be said for the same reasons. Which are talentless and which are gutless? Apart from Jonas (which is obvious). Give our 11 to Laudrup and we'd be top 4 this season imo.

Broken record like, but Adkins had Scunny playing better football than Pardew's got Newcastle playing.

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it. And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous. Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward. I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing. Indeed. We're never going to achieve the attractive padding game everyone desires with the current mob, over 50% of the starting XI just aren't up to it technically. Sissoko and Goufrann don't appear to be the most intricate types and we continue to rely on the likes of Tiote and Jonas. Whilst I agree about Jonas, and Tiote has been shocking all season, the rest is bollocks. The starting 11 is more than good enough to actually keep the ball and pass to each other. One man to blame for how bad they look at the moment.

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it. And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous. Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward. I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing. Mate you can get rid of this midfield and bring in a new one for £30m, with a manager that sets them up to play like wax dummies it won't make a jot of difference. I quite agree. Still think two many players get away with too much on here. Which two?