Shearergol

We won't see him in a newcastle shirt again tbh.

Who's the new guy?

We have to sort the forwards out now. Ball's just not sticking.

Guthrie's impressing me. Amazingly.

Good defensive header Pete.

OH NOES Guthrie is injured.

We're playing on the counter for the next 55 minutes then?

About the only likeable Man Utd player. Like Nani more than that fucking guy. How can anyone like Nani? Even his mother must struggle.

Jonas has started doing the simple stuff right at last. Finally got used to this league?

Spearing was quality against Sunderland. Better than a lot of you are making out.

13 extra minutes at the Palace v Scunthorpe game. What a load of bollocks. EDIT: Including the first half time added on.

Needs to go on loan to someone like Derby.

I know he's like our 4th choice striker, but we have we got ourselves in a position where we're relying on Ranger?

Our bench looks awesome.

Enrique the famous Argentinian.

Seen another replay. NEVER Harper's fault.

Shame we've got 2 league one strikers up front really.

Good marking.

Thta's quite a range!

Do some of you only watch Newcastle matches? Parker has been quality this season. Easily one of the best players in the league this year.

I want us to spend £300m. Anything less than that isn't good enough.

I've been moaning about him since we signed him again tbf

Anyone heard about Luis Fabiano?

For God's sake. He's injured! He didn't force himself on the club. If anyone's the complete joke, it's the person who sanctioned the deal, not the player himself. I think a lot of fans just love to hate footballers generally as they wish they made it themselves!!

Absolute drivel, that. Seriously, log off. You know he's talking about Ronaldo's comments, right?