Shearergol

Look at our world class centre back watching the game pass him by. I've never hated a player more. We'd be better with 10 men.

Both Ameobi's are pretty poor aren't they.

We've basically got 2 good midfielders, a half decent keeper, an out of form left back and then the rest are shite. No wonder we look awful.

Completely accurate though. You've not seen much of him, then. I've seen plenty of him, thanks.

Boumsong. Awful awful defender.

Digne? Always one of my first FM signings tbh.

Having Simpson is like having 10 men play against 12. We just want things to be an even playing field.

£12mill + Remy for Marveaux surely?

Completely accurate though.

1-3 Everton.

Should have been 10 to be honest.

We'll go down unless we sign 2 or 3 new defenders. Even our two "good" ones look shit today.

Our two centre backs for that goal. I've seen better sunday league players.

We're a joke. A fucking joke. Just watch him whilst he walks through lads.

But every single one of our defenders, our goalkeeper and "defensive" midfielder have all been utter piss.

Looking back at the goals, Krul's had a bit of a shocker IMO

Soz.

Walcott is a player who should be at a top 3 club. He gets so much stick it's unbelievable.

Doesn't feel like it Villa 96. Derby 98/99. Man Utd 01/02. Leeds 01/02. Man City 04/05. Anyone know the other 2 we've won? Leicester 97

Simpson gone. 81 minutes too late. Or 3 seasons.

So am I.

Perch is down. Quick, get a stretcher on for Simpson.

Give it a rest.

It's gonna finish 6-3. We all know it.