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How can people blame Tiote there when Cisse fails to track his man and Simpson just turns his back? Tiote's been shit, but that was hardly his fault. Every single time they attack down their left we look like conceding.

It's a joke. What the fuck do our defenders actually do?

Marv is my new favourite player. He's fucking amazing.

He'd be a world beater with the right coaching tbh.

Remember when Tiote was amazing? Was it just before AP tried to turn him into the complete footballer?

Two shittest defences in the league here. Apart from Villa.

Obertan looks pretty good these days. Or is it that Jonas is so bad? Arsenal are shite at the back, we should be having these.

Our defence is just useless. Utter utter useless.

Van Persie's a complete wanker since going to Man United. Used to be one of my favourite non-Newcastle players, but now he's just a twat.

Liking the look of Marv.

Created by Marv.

Legend tbh.

Tiote off?

Obertan's better than Jonas at least.

Shot on target. Whoop.

Yeah, I'm done now.

Bye Alan.

6 at home all season.

Great stuff. We were all fooled last year weren't we, what an absolute fluke that was!

We really are shit this year.

For what?

Why on earth isn't Walcott playing??