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Jonas hasn't been able to lift a single cross off the ground. It's amazing just how bad he is.

Lovenkrands can cross at least.

Still time.

He's been good for 1 minute, so he's got another 19 to go.

Please explain how it was his fault? Nicky Butt played him a hospital ball.

Nicky Butt wouldn't get in my pub team.

Nah, Carroll stopped playing 10 minutes ago.

Thank God for the sub.

8-1 would be tbh

Sell him, bring in some strikers

"Irons in the fire" So it's either West Ham or Scunthorpe players then

Why's Carroll given up playing?

Would be just like us to conceed now.

It was a dive after MINIMAL contact. We've had worse given against us. Fixed. You'd rather it wasn't given then?

It was a dive after contact. We've had worse given against us.

Take him off now please.

Best penalty since Shearer took them.

Penalty. Bit soft.

I seriously think we're the worst crossers in the league.

Enrique and Bassong have both had really good games. Shame there's nothing in front of them.

Bassong's an absolute legend, already.

What amazes me is when the commentators are surprised if Butt gives the ball away.

How is that not a penalty? EDIT: Watched it again. Still think he caught him.

He probably is, but he's got Butt and Ameobi to thank for a lot of it. He is the one picking them, or keeping them on when they are clearly not good enough. Every Newcastle manager, including Keegan, picked Nicky Butt.

He probably is, but he's got Butt and Ameobi to thank for a lot of it.