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Look at our strikers man I'd rather have Marlon Harewood FFS!

Go on Andy son. Kiss the badge!

They have players out there who want to actually win the game. We have players out there who want to get to Spain asap.

The same could be said about at least 7 players out there today.

I think we could play for another 3 weeks and not score. Weakest Premiership attacking force ever?

We won't see him in a newcastle shirt again tbh.

Who's the new guy?

We have to sort the forwards out now. Ball's just not sticking.

Guthrie's impressing me. Amazingly.

Good defensive header Pete.

OH NOES Guthrie is injured.

We're playing on the counter for the next 55 minutes then?

About the only likeable Man Utd player. Like Nani more than that fucking guy. How can anyone like Nani? Even his mother must struggle.

Jonas has started doing the simple stuff right at last. Finally got used to this league?

Spearing was quality against Sunderland. Better than a lot of you are making out.

13 extra minutes at the Palace v Scunthorpe game. What a load of bollocks. EDIT: Including the first half time added on.

Needs to go on loan to someone like Derby.

I know he's like our 4th choice striker, but we have we got ourselves in a position where we're relying on Ranger?

Our bench looks awesome.

Enrique the famous Argentinian.

Seen another replay. NEVER Harper's fault.

Shame we've got 2 league one strikers up front really.

Good marking.

Thta's quite a range!

Do some of you only watch Newcastle matches? Parker has been quality this season. Easily one of the best players in the league this year.