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Newcastle news will be at 4.15pm at the earliest.

SPL forwards/strikers are hard to judge though. You could find a Larsson, then again you could end up with a Kenny Miller or Kris Boyd. True, but he's done well in the Championship as well, something like a goal every two games. Also, he's still only 23, potentialtastic. He'll be in the prem in the next 2 years, and in the england squad in 3.

Crying out for central midfielders like.

And 5 times the player tbh Not really tbh. More than 5 then? And I'm a Barton fan....

And 5 times the player tbh

De Gea is pretty shite like.

That'll do.

Jump Alan, jump.

1 minute.

Man City are class now.

Would you fucking believe it. How many people were being tongue in cheek about Smith?

As if Ba meant that

Lovenkrands was playing???

He'll be fine.

Ball. Easily.

Is there a better keeper in the league on current form?

Please don't talk about that award like it means something. I don't think Parker is as bad as people are making out but that award is a joke. Parker - Rooney - Gerrard - Ronaldo - Ronaldo - Henry - Lampard - Henry - Henry - Pires Not that much of a joke is it.

Bunch of tossers, hope we never have to soil our boots going there again. Yeah, God forbid, eh. Am I right in thinking you're from leeds though?

Surely give Scunny some credit? A tight wanker for a chairman and no real striker at the club. Right back on a short term contract playing at left back. The league 1 newcastle tbh

No lose situation....

New number 9. MONEY SAVED!!!

I kept saying Long would be better but no one would listen. Pardew or Ashley?

You ought to mention that on every page Sorry, just really upsetting me. You're not wrong though.

You ought to mention that on every page

What ever happened to Tomi Ameobi?