Shearergol

I like Dempsey. He won't be coming.

At what time was Rossi announced when we got him?

Us at 11pm. Spurs at 8am tomorrow.

In Player with broken leg Crocked, mental, Aston villa fringe player Out Speedy winger Spanish U21 striker Hope Routledge and Xisco are shite tbf.

Utter bollocks. Shocker

Harper.

2115: Blackpool have been busy, busy bees today - and BBC Sport has learnt that they have now agreed a deal to sign winger/forward Jason Puncheon from Southampton.

So do we.

Linked with him last week.

Got Tevez and Mascherno tbf. Left them on the bench too.

He wouldn't be a replacement though. He's better (much better) than Best.

Are there any actual decent Championship strikers about? Billy Sharp.

Depressingly true. Who is the first choice front two out of that? I would play Ranger - Loven. I feel sick.

We using the Carroll money to cover the wages we were refusing to pay last week btw?

This should be locked until the summer. We won't be signing his replacement until then.

Sammon? gone to wigan That's him. No wonder he turned scunny down ;-)

It bloody is Chopra isn't it

Smith up front? Oh, he's injured.

Conor Salmon?

Colo.

who else are we gonna get in less than 3 hrs Maybe should have planned for that, knowing full well that someone might be interested in Carroll.

I'd take Elmander for £1.5m, nothing more.

Stick him on the right wing like Bolton do.

I'm very quickly falling out of love with football. When that happens I guess I'll have to go back to real life. How depressing

BIGGER!