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Lovenshite to make the difference......

I can't see Wickham making it in this league tbh. There are better young strkers around.

yeah but if smith goes that's another body in the squad that needs replacing, as is routledge and xisco it's hardly like we were overstocked in the first place Overstocked no but we have enough CM's surely even without Smith.. Xisco never plays anyway so he is no miss but get shot and we save another wage that can go on a player we will use. Routledge will probably return. Nope, he won't.

Gary Hooper. He'll be playing for England within 3 years anyway, so snap him up quickly.

This is the worst january window for us that I can remember. I honestly can't believe we're going to attempt to stay in this league with Shola, Ranger, Best and Lovenshite. I'd have been scared of seeing those 4 clowns in the championship.

We have three strikers and Nile Ranger left at the club. It's utter madness! Still, we tried.

Danny Carlton available.

What's this shit with Big Ben? Fuck off Sky!

Here we go................... SLAMS SHUT

right, 1 minute left. who next?

This isn't about getting him back. They know, as much as us, that it couldn't happen. May as well make a late bid for Jesus.

Adam off to Spurs? They could do with a midfielder.

Another bid rejected. (close to £12m) Our next bid of £12m might just do it though.

I'd be happy with Luque tbh.

Probably already been mentioned, but how will he pass a medical when he couldn't even run 4 days ago? Hope he's another Woodgate.

SSN: Ameobi not as good as Carroll [/mugs]

Source?

£10m for Xisco?

DUFF!!!!!!

We had no need to panic. We could have lined up a replacement for a player we KNEW was a target for at least 2 clubs. Failing that, we could have kept a player who was under a long term contract and fuck the money.

How on earth can you offer money for players 30 minutes before the deadline? Do you then just speak to them on the phone and see if you can agree a contract? If you're not talking to the player by 8pm you're not gonna sign them, fact.

Oh, they refused the £10m bid so now it's too late to sign anyone. WHO SAW THAT ONE COMING? :-o

Bernard, surely??

Of course we're gonna buy him. What a load of utter utter utter utter shite. We're also signing Andy Carroll and Shay Given.

I like Dempsey. He won't be coming.