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We were mullered by Monaco in the UEFA Cup. Doesnt disprove what youve just said, because iirc we had no strikers fit for the game and Lee/Beardo had to play up front whilst this was at a time when Gillespie was still out and hence the team was struggling due to an imbalance and a lack of depth. Im only mentioning it because its an example of how average our backline was, which is supposedly a myth. Keegan had gone by the time we played them. Left 3 months before didn't he? Henry was brilliant in that game.

I like that list, but I think we could do with someone other than Crouch. Man City would love to sell both Dunne and Richards to us

Spent most of the day on the phone. Wonder who he was calling?

thought i was the only one who saw it that way At least 3 of us have already said that in the thread though, so don't know why you felt left out

Ashley has a gazillion pounds

Didn't I say that?

Defoe's better than Martins, but he's not foreign, so not good enough.

Troisi had a trail with Roda JC, dont know what came of it He came back to us. He trained yesterday and today with us anyway.

What a dense comparison. Compare Ferguson, Mourinho, Wenger, Benitez taking over at Sheff Wed, Preston, Scunthorpe or Colchester and having the best team in the country within three years and you're a little closer to making sense. I'm drooling at that thought tbh

Now he's talking shit.

League goals??? Nay chance.

From what he's said this week I can't see that happening.

1-0, or 2-1

Legend in my opinion. I'd love him involved with the club ASAP

The interview online on .cock is superb.

They'd go down without him, without a doubt. They can stay up with him. I can see where Keano is coming from tbh

A goalscorer who can keep them in the premier league is priceless tbh

Carra went as someone from the X-Factor? Dynamite.

When things start going sour, Shearer is the next PR/Marketing trump card Mort can play. Lose a few games and then announce he's coming in as an assistant. The Geordie faithful will suddenly believe we're a top 4 club again.

Fucking hell mate, bit picky like.

Why's he stood with Martins then?

January or in total?

"So sir, would you like your right leg cut off, of your left one?" What a shit selection to be left with. As much as I don't rate Emre, I'd much rather him be in there than Roz or Barton.

Badum Tisch?

Exactamundo.