Greg

The club have applied to the Premier League for a dispensation. You won't hear any more than that considering we've not been promoted yet. Is the application for dispensation just a rumour or is it something the club have actually made an official statement on? On the record in forum minutes published on nufc.co.uk

Well, not sure yet. We need to see what Dave thinks.

I have to give a presentation tomorrow to my wider team about success, there may be a little slide of Rafa holding up the Championship trophy in there. Head of dept is a mackem.

The club itself take a different view.... or just want to make sure they still get the money!

A lot of our support thought we would win it by Christmas and go the whole season without defeat.

By the rules of the Premier League they are only obliged to give us 3,000. Don't think it's been announced yet but I would hope they'll give more.

No they won't Not quite but their average attendance two seasons ago was only 15k tbh.

Matz Sels on the pitch yesterday, most of the squad on the drink and probably got smashed. He had to play today!

Was only this weekend he did an interview saying he was desperate to stay and finally felt settled and at home at a club for the first time in his career.

I don't know if he's still there, would seem a bit bizarre if he was, but he was in the Jesmond Dene Hotel for quite a while. He stayed at the Hilton when he first arrived. Has a house in Jesmond now not far from Jesmond Dene House actually.

Poll reset.

Don't be stupid.

One on .cock as well.

Ashley owns it, pays Sloane Aviation to run it.

Total silence on SSN!

Jeff Stelling!

Well, no. It will still be Burnley which is closer to Newcastle than Hull. Not in hours/minutes, it isn't. Yes it is. Google maps has it as being 8 minutes quicker to 'ull. Not sure why we're even discussing this, to be fair But aye, Burnley is closer in miles (which was my original, incorrect point) My mind must be corrupted by the fact it took fucking ages to get to and from Hull in the cup this season, the traffic on the A63 was horrific.

Well, no. It will still be Burnley which is closer to Newcastle than Hull. Not in hours/minutes, it isn't. Yes it is.

Well, no. It will still be Burnley which is closer to Newcastle than Hull.

He has played most of our games this season and was only dropped after promotion had been sealed. What makes people think his time here is up? Wrong.

Matić as well.

Will be on iPlayer after midnight.

Dion Dublin should fuck off back to Homes Under The Hammer.

One of our players is on the list and yet you pick out PVA. Clearly from last season.