Greg

That's the type of chance he needs to be scoring but rarely does.

Good composure.

This will be based on your browsing history etc.

Cool pen.

Great call from the referee.

Pelanty!

Idiot 'keeper.

6ft3 so not that small Surprised at that, he doesn't look that tall Think it's because he's skinny. Darlow is 6ft 1in, doesn't look taller than him. Either way hopefully he can go on to become a top keeper Think you need your eyes tested. Looks really tall when standing in the goal before the pen. Because I don't think he looks taller than Darlow? Aye, okay Sorry that should have been aimed at the person that said he didn't look very tall today in the u20 World Cup final.

6ft3 so not that small Surprised at that, he doesn't look that tall Think it's because he's skinny. Darlow is 6ft 1in, doesn't look taller than him. Either way hopefully he can go on to become a top keeper Think you need your eyes tested. Looks really tall when standing in the goal before the pen.

Fucking hell James.

They all play in different positions so this is pretty much a pointless exercise.

Where's this? https://twitter.com/CaulkinTheTimes/status/873945472783839232 https://twitter.com/CaulkinTheTimes/status/873942886383054848

Knee injury.

Did they launch their new kit with a random bunch of blokes rather than any of their players in the promo shots?

I think not. https://thisisfutbol.com/2017/06/blogs/premier-league/newcastle-interested-in-roma-forward-doumbia-journalist/ For the brain dead twitter thread. Utter horseshit. I'll show my arse in Fenwick window if we sign Doumbia.

Get the fuck out of here with this Doumbia shite. Wrong thread.

Sign him up.

Bet he's steamed about it. Not surprised, he'd gone off the boil last time I watched him for the reserves, didn't look interested.

.cock - Youngsters Jamie Holmes, Stefan Broccoli and Ben Smith will also depart, along with Academy players Gideon Adu-Peprah and Daniel Lowther. Meanwhile, the club has offered new professional contracts to midfielders Sean Longstaff, Dan Ward and Jack Hunter, goalkeeper Paul Woolston, defender Michael Newberry and forwards Tom Heardman and Luke Charman. Scholars Yannick Aziakonou, Owen Bailey, Owen Gallacher, Nathan Harker, Mackenzie Heaney, Ben Kitchen, Oliver Long, Lewis McNall, Callum Smith, Craig Spooner have also been offered new deals. Joining the Academy on two-year scholarships are Max Allen, Ryan Barrett, Thomas Cole, Sam Joyce, Deese Kasinga Madia and Jack Young.

Released.

Ameobi free for the first time since the 1990s. Now watch someone come along to tell me Shola's son is the books of the academy or something.

Chronicle links are fine on my phone but ruin web browser on laptop or desktop.

Rafa is very keen on having his marshals in the dressing room, even if they don't play. Can only presume he sees Gouffran as one of these.

He had a very nice left foot, the rest of his game and fitness record just not good enough.