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Got sent off in the first 10 minutes for air-elbowing the defender.

Its not a rumour. Its nothing.

He'd bring depth up front, as a number 10 and would allow us not to struggle against mid-table low block teams. Definitely worth the price. Also might actually beat Brighton for once instead of putting in shit non-performances every time we play them.

I'm sure we've discussed most players. Who cares. Can we not post nothing tweets like that in this thread please?

Karma struck him so hard that day

FFS @Mole! Imagine suffering through the Ashley years and then tuning out when we’re regularly qualifying for the CL and winning trophies!

Any PL based player that would actually improve he eam is gonna be roughly £50-60m base fee, other than goalkeepers. That's why it would be madness to do all of our shopping in the PL market.

If you have to ask that question man...

https://www.squawka.com/en/features/transfers-players-bought-sold-same-window/

The negotiation team in their get away car

Warning: The music will make you want to end yourself.

Yes

For £29m its almost rude not to heroically bail Villa out of their financial mess.

That was the point I was making.

"Fat yet emaciated" - Ashley's Newcastle United.

Nice windfall for them. Too bad no-one with a pulse will want to join them.

The Grealish rumour seems counter to all our normal transfers - Past it - "Big Six" cast off - Loan (with no obligation to buy) and no doubt a large loan fee - Basically a corpse at this point (29 going on 30).

A fair price all in all when you add in versatility, quality and the "something different our attack doesn't have" factor.

Its time for Real Madrid. Home or away, who cares.

Pedro would be a great signing provided he can sort out his silly disciplinary issues.

Most of them are shit so why should Levy care?

I think he's a good player, in a similar vein to what we already have. But he's vastly over priced and if we have £50m to spend on a RW I'd hope we have explored our options elsewhere first.