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You need to get a job for the tabloids, only, you cannot dare criticize 'united' like that, so you'll just have to make up something about some other Northern team, perhaps ones that play in black and white Change it to: Manchester United have LIBERATED Berbatov from the OPPRESSIVE AND DOWN RIGHT DISGRACEFUL Tottenham Hotspurs who had the AUDACITY to reject a bid from our beloved...I mean Manchester United and even worse accept a bid from Manchester City. Man United are HIDING him before waiting for HUMAN RIGHTS representatives to arrive and free him from this SLAVERY.

I was watching the one labelled: Ignacio Gonzalez - MIDFIELD - DANUBIO (URU)

He does look very average on his youtube clips though tbf.

Carr coming back? Jenas and Ambrose.

The jealousy is understandable, City have apparently been given a golden ticket to success while we seem likely to continue to rot in mid-table mediocrity for evermore. A sensible post.

They called him Sissoko once today.

Real Madrid back in for David Villa by the sounds of things.

Now they have something about Barton leaving.

Was it me or did SSN just say that this is official now?

Nah they did that story earlier. Said no charges will be pressed and he claimed he thought it was a non-alcoholic drink.

Still having his medical according to SSN.

SSN - Newcastle boosted by Smith and Ameobi staying. Cunts!

says who? spurs really need a skilful 2nd forward to play wih pavlychenko, i wonder who they will turn to now... Zenit official. Says even if they get the Berbatov money that it's too late and he won't be sold.

Finnan to Espanyol

Arshavin transfer officially off

Berbatov in a car with Fergie according to SSN

They're really reeling in the mongs today.

i'm sure he does. I don't think gonzalez will be the last midfielder coming in today. i see him more as someone who increases our options, which is even more important than usual with 7 players on a subs bench. I still see the midfield as lacking something too. There are lots of options but i think we have 5 and half decent midfielders, if Gonzalez is good that is. Yeah a Nicky Butt replacement.

Who said that?

When I think of Nile Ranger I think of the two guys from the beginning of Aphex Twin's Windowlicker video.

Attacking central midfielder by the looks of it.

How? Ahead of Man Utd? I'd love that. People read too much into this 'omg but theyre r rivals' s***, he's not THAT good. Didn't stop Spurs from being s*** last year. City already have a team that betters ours imo anyway. Which is why them getting Berbatov is terrible for us and everyone else who aims to be challenging for Europe...not to forget that Spurs will have £30m to go out and get a replacement.

How?

Well I'm sure we would if our owner was worth 875 billion.

Because they've sold one of their best players? Yes