Skeletor

Anyone seen Madueke's right foot?

Mamardashvili would be sex.

No release clauses pls

Cucurella man. Still never seen him play well.

He's been a good servant (weird Man Utd fanboy phase aside) but he needs replacing in the summer.

Martinez has a hamstring injury. Just as well Villa have 4th sewn up now.

He's like Jay from Inbetweeners in the football world.

"Have to have a degree of sympathy for Chelsea"

Get in!

"Chelsea have a lot of injury problems"

Mudryk is the biggest fraud going.

"What a job Emery has done. They were fighting relegation when he took over and now look at them" Hmmm. Sounds familiar.

Get in

Fuck sake.

If only there was an effective way to play against Villa to beat them home and away

Suck it Chelsea.

Don't really care what any of the thick ex-player pundits say tbh.

Man Utd fail again.

Burnley score!

Penalty to Burnley!

Sheffield Utd on course to concede more than 100 goals this season. That's got to be a new record.

We're mathematically relegating them too.

1-0 Man Utd. Piss off.