Skeletor

Il bullshitto

Even Ryder isn't denying it

The Milan owners

If we're doing all our shopping in Italy...

There's always another Ham in the West.

Probably heard Tottenali

Szoboszlai and McTominay or Maddison and Tonali?

Wonder who he was asking those questions to?

He's better looking than Barella for sure. That being said I absolutely love Barella as a player but I guess he's silly levels of expensive.

The first 5 games...

Worrying that people don't know that.

If he's chosen Spurs over us

Worrying.

Legend has it he's yet to see a Mackem.

Unless he's about to be outed as a nonce or something then there's no justification for sacking him. Get relegated Bournemouth.

Champions League football, rich owners, progressive English manager and die hard fan base over amateur manager, chairman who undermines managers, stadium designed for concerts rather than football and a team with no European football in one of the most violent areas of London? Gonna have to explain that one.

Really?