Skeletor

JP Morgan's stock taking a hit. Lul.

This cunt died from diabetes yet?

"Who doesn't chop up the occasional journalist? Ha ha ha ha ha" *Sips some bubbly*

Florentino Perez in his get away car.

This day just keeps on getting more hilarious

They were going to wait out the backlash. Clearly they've shit their pants when the various governments declared their intentions to game the law against them to ensure they would be unable to win any lawsuit and no doubt sponsors and broadcasters started pulling out.

In a perfect world, relegate them all to the lowest leagues and give them a 10 year transfer ban.

-No broadcaster wanting to touch the toxic brand with a barge pole -Governments preparing to pass new legislation to ban it to fuck over their legal battle -Huge backlash from everyone including top players and managers Amazed this didn't work out.

That bung Perez gave to the Spanish courts this morning was a waste of money.

Comical Perez

"Perez you're a cunt. Perez Perez you're a cunt" Poor Ayoze

It's weird as a Newcastle United fan watching a protest bring about immediate results. Surely they should have to suffer for 14 years first...

Just hope it doesn't go 90 minutes or they'll get bored.

Наш Челси вернулся! Наш Челси вернулся! Наш Челси вернулся!

Somewhere in Madrid, Florentino Perez...

Now officially on the BBC

It's alien to them because despite the billions they've spent, teams like Leicester (and West Ham this season) can still upset the apple cart and ruin their divine right to be at the big table every year.

Sell up then.

"Give us everything we want or else" *Hangs up* "Why won't you non-essential clubs listen FFS?"

Perez really needs a PR person.

The "important teams" as Florentino Perez said.