Skeletor

Nah. But I realised I left the wrong date on the fake tweet He's definitely thinking it though.

Edwards: "Hello home office, yes I'm a completely real and not at all fake journalist. I'd like to know why Isak hasn't got a work permit after 5 days" Operator: "What's your name sir?" Edwards: "Luke Edwards" Operator: "And you say you're a journalist, yes? Who do you write for?" Edwards: "Twitter" *Dial tone*

Looks good in black and white

Admin wise they're not.

Think he'll be one of the ones that got away unfortunately.

With our injury luck, probably a lot.

Will he play if they actually get far in any competition though? Surely in an FA cup semi final or final they'll play De Gea instead.

Yeah he'll be on the same wage.

It's a PL rule

What is the fucking point? As soon as we let him go Pope will get injured and it will be Darlow-mania.

It sucks because he is a boyhood fan of this club but he's got no quality about him. If he didn't have his pace he'd never have made it as a professional.

What kind of performance/injuries do we need to get Maddison/Paqueta here?

They tried to make me go to West Ham and I said no, no, no.

Other club fans are funny.

January

It is weird how some players get injured all the time without anything fundamentally wrong with them, but someone like Demba Ba supposedly has a ticking time bomb in his knee and never got injured.

There were fans of other clubs who consoled themselves that they had 5 years on us and that we wouldn't be able to catch them up, or even more delusionally were clinging to the hope that this was a new false dawn.

Crow or surfer?

Who wants to sign for Newcastle?

BRING. HIM. HOME.

End of the day, if it doesn't work for us, it doesn't matter what he wants. Need to be ruthless as a club now.