Skeletor

He has a very punchable voice. He has a very punchable existence.

Lazaar has been here for five years and played four games. Good work if you can get it.

And that would make Luke Edwards wrong. Well I never... Already changed his tune.

Yeah I suppose it isn't easy when you're a shit manager.

Apparently Callum Wilson has 8 goals in his last 9 against West Ham.

It’s really Ashley. It’s an amazing double bluff in a world where the truth is stranger than fiction

Need permission from BeIN Sports and Richard Keys first.

Thank you for my happy football childhood Kevin. Little did I know that that was our lot but those memories can never be taken away!

Repeatedly.

Henry Mauriss has huge red flags all over him. Billionaires can not keep themselves out of financial media and blogs. People write about them constantly and their net worth info is everywhere. There's no way he's rich and managed to fly under the radar like this. All the google search results about him are only in reference to this alleged bid for our club.

The takeover in 11 seconds.

I'll only believe that about Ashley if he takes legal action against the PL. Otherwise it's just the same old Keith Bishop rubbish.

Your not even a corpse mate so hardly one to talk.

Go Broncos. NUFC is a corpse now.

Is he saying hello to his old friend darkness?

http://www.rafabenitez.com/web/index.php?act=descargar&co=3681&cam=3

Last chance to secure the Beat-Benitez trophy for Bruce and his bootlickers.

This is what happens when a journalist is completely out of their depth. They develop a complex due to having their arguments regularly picked apart publicly. It's always sad when these journalists need to ask their followers for validation.

Arsenal really suck.

He's basically made us Sunderland 2009-11. Fluke wins against the top teams, pathetic record against the bottom teams, no semblance of real football.

Steve Bruce is in danger of missing out on the Beat-Benitez trophy. What a terrible shame.

The Beat-Benitez trophy is on the line man.