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Should be level on points with Man City if we hadn't been robbed by VAR

Should have been 2-0 win at Anfield and a 1-0 win against Palace.

Keep our foot on the gas please.

Aye I don't get the hate for him. He's not great but he rarely does anything that bad either. He had the key years of his development stunted by Mrs Doubtfire after all.

It's weird how likeable everything about our club is now. The hate was so engrained in me during the Ashley era

Voice over: "But he didn't slow down..."

How many goals do we reckon he can get then?

My point being that we should be undefeated in all competitions if referees weren't cheating cunts.

And the one time we did lose Liverpool needed an ungodly amount of cheating from VAR and the referee.

This is it. Other fans go on like they haven't also been throwing around £200m. We just spent it well, have a proper club from top to bottom and a manager who is getting 100% from everyone. We have a club that tries once again.

Wilson will get injured again at some point.

Name a more handsome central defensive pairing than these two.

We should have stopped being deluded Geordies and got behind Bruce.

This guy's actually a beast. Dominates Everton, back for his wife to give birth, goes two days without sleep then travels down to Spurs to help us into the top four. I haven't loved a player this much in such a long time

Played like Almiron again.

Not bad for that bloke who got Bournemouth relegated. What a guy

That Stevie Freeeee effect already today.

Never been so happy to see a Lee Ryder tweet.

Bruno turning up unannounced to make Tottenham acknowledge him.

A win putting us 4th and 2 points off Spurs in 3rd would be insane.

So?

Like Dogleash all over again.

When it's to national treasure Stevie Geeeee

Would be amazing for Digne to force a move from Everton to get away from Rafa, only to have Rafa as his new manager again.