Skeletor

All it needed to say was 'I resign effective immediately and will go throw myself off Tyne Bridge in sacrifice'.

Danny Rose banned as well? Hopefully. Might as well just ban their whole starting line up

Who is it that pushes him?

http://cf.c.ooyala.com/1pY2R4dDoCjB6Q96diSKI89ViXJ2WbeX/promo255273273

Aye. Some Newcastle fan Clattenburg is. Straight red and get him banned.

Carragher looks so gutted

Will probably have to given how farcical it became at the end with both benches fighting.

The last part is what we are afraid of. We don't win away from home no matter how shit the opposition is.

Was gonna say I doubt he'd ever go there with his connections to Liverpool.

At the end literally everyone. Like Barca vs Real Madrid in the Mourinho Guardiola days.

It's still kicking off. Glorious.

LOL

How has Dier not got a red card today?

Spurs Like when you see the red mist on Fifa and just hack players at every opportunity.

Spurs look demoralised now.

You'd think so. The intent is clear.

Lamela and Dembele surely banned for our game now.

Yes Spurs get someone sent off.

HAZARD CLOSING INNNNN

Rubbish by Will I Am

I feel a 'Collymore closing in' moment in this match.

2-1

Dembele with a cheeky eye rake.

Handbags are out.

I think they will lose to Chelsea. If we beat Villa that might do them over psychologically. Sam already looks like he's about to crack from the pressure.