Skeletor

Can't even sack a manager competently.

Delusional cockneys. He finished 5th! (For a week around Christmas)

Saving that one to the wank bank.

A rare moment of footballing joy.

Glorious boos.

Someone gif Crystal Palace manager throwing his jacket in frustration please.

Get in!!!!

Penalty!

Great cure for insomnia though. Still the wally with the brolly.

We are only 1 point off 17th - I mean we look awful, but it's not like it's impossible. 1 point off 17th with a game in hand. Any decent manager could get us out of this.

It's almost like Ashley may stand to lose a shit load of money.

Fat cunt.

At least with his alternating record he'll be ace for his next club.

Bye bye Schteve. It's been real but it hasn't been real nice.

Yawn

If only Pardew had managed another club before and that club's fans could have warned them!

Doesn't sound like Pardew, does it? If only someone had warned them...

He's like an evil boring Milner.

Glad I missed this.

Fifa wonderkid scores.

Embarrassing scenes.

Leicester should probably be grateful that Simpson isn't on the pitch to throw the ball to Arsenal for the last second winner.

Really hope Leicester nick a winner against the run of play. People forget how cuntish Arsenal are until they play us for some reason.