Skeletor

We tried. What more do us demanding Geordies expect?

Forgot he existed. Best of luck Fergy.

We've been fairly poor. Can't remember the last time we looked clued up going forward consistently.

Holy crap

If he can score 6 goals in his entire career here I'll be amazed.

Remy in and our relegation worries will be over. Not ideal since he's such a mercenary cunt but we know he can do the business for us already.

Ha ha.

Been impressed. Almost feel my apathy lifting a little.

Not really bothered about any of these signings so far. Just think whoever we sign it won't make much difference and we're still gonna get relegated[/ray of sunshine]

Someone photoshop De Jong as Hans Moleman.

A draw. Although I see Swansea pulling away eventually anyway.

If we're cut adrift then it's too late. He should never have been hired in the first place.

'It's easy to just look at the table' 'We're making progress there' These pricks.

Went exactly to prediction. You can set your watch by this team.

We'll probably turn up and put in the effort as we usually do against the big teams. Still a comfortable loss, but no doubt some juicy positives to suckle on as we fade away into the Championshit.

Draw please.

Don't think we won 8 games in the whole of 2015. Probably even if you throw in pre-season games too.

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'With the greatest of respect, we have never heard of the hombre'

RIP Pav

Another game, another blank, another loss, another shambles.

That counter attack with Sissoko trying to push forward with just a slow motion De Jong for company sums up the McClaren brand of football.

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Never change a losing team.

Yeah, thanks Obama TCD.