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Not a bad effort by the regen.

Surprised no-one has chased him with hair clippers yet.

If we get relegated with our run in then Carver should be knighted for his services to being shit.

Dyche sounds like one of those disguised victim voices on the news.

This Soccer Saturday piece

That's all they needed to defeat the boycott...sending emails constantly. 'OK, OK I'LL GO JUST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP EMAILING ME'

I fear this will come back to bite us* in the arse. *I suspect the majority of Sunderland fans are, like me, against this stupid idea. It will actually benefit us. Low attendance and this. Will make Ashley look like a complete dickhead on national TV.

Love Jonas. Not as a player, but what a man!

No doubt with player sales funding all incomings, with more going out than coming in. Then we can hear about how Ashley spent so much in the summer.

It's more like eating at a restaurant once, getting food poisoning, then returning again and again getting food poisoning every time because going to the restaurant is the only way to get away from your missus for a few hours.

They'll have to drag out his appointment until people are seduced enough by planted rumours of awesome managers in the Chronicle propaganda machine to renew their season tickets.

Probably a Sports Direct employee on a zero hour contract who's been offered a little social media work.

Nonsense. Cup runs lead to automatic relegation.

Can't remember the last player we sold for a worthwhile fee. Debuchy. Considering the fees footballers goes for these days i'm not even sure that's true. It's not.

He gets the best out of the players in the same way that Jimmy Savile got the best out of children. Drop dead John.

The irony being that by attending and sitting in silence (most games this season) you are supporting the regime and not the team.

No it's not.

"Linked"

Keith Bishop is probably already out sourcing homeless and poor people to pay to fill the seats.

Does anyone even buy it any more? You can read it online for free with adblock

Can't remember the last player we sold for a worthwhile fee.

Some early Pardew results here: 3-1 Liverpool 5-0 West Ham 4-4 Arsenal 4-1 Wolves It's when he starts building his own team and gets a few negative results that his true colours come out.

It's a good thing they handle criticism well and don't get defensive when someone rumbles them on their agenda.