Skeletor

Obertan already shirking tackles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-WFNbMohTQ

Come to us Florian. We promise not to spit on our players. *Promise not valid for Williamson, Obertan, Elliot or Gouffran

Chelsea, you shit.

Mag in the Hood

Eder has been dump since coming on.

Foul cow getting prepped.

Zouma coming on. Mourinho getting ready to defend the 2-2.

3-2. Offside

Homeless Abramovic.

That volley by Gomis was positively Sholaesque.

That corner

U mad Costa?

GOL

Courtois brings Gomis down. Penalty and red card for Courtois.

Bahahahaha

Ivanovic has got dramatically more bald over the summer.

It ain't over until his career is. He's got infinite luck. It will never end the way we want it to. It always runs out. He ended up where he belonged before Ashley rescued him. No-one will be stupid enough once he ends up there again.

It ain't over until his career is.

3-1 fuck off Cabaye

Stone wall penalty to Norwich not given. Pardew worming his way out of this one.

2-2 Everton

Now hurry up Norwich

2-1 Watford