Skeletor

Didn't fit our agenda - Signs Cabaye, Shola and tries to sign Coloccini and Remy...

Think everyone knew we weren't going to sign 2 centre backs. It takes us 12-18 months minimum to sign one. This is the next best thing even if he's haggard and a bit shit now. Hopefully we can send Williamson to the glue factory now.

Meh. Welcome and all that. Be good or else.

They say that every year. They have signed one or two good players this year but it will still be shit as always.

High praise indeed.

Why would anyone give Ashley and co the benefit of the doubt given the last 8 years?

Stupidity

If he is a Pardew bum boy then I hope he is sold. We need to remove all traces of Pardew from the squad before we recover.

He should have cut them off from the rest of the squad as soon as he came in. Made them train with the kids and told them to find new clubs.

No doubt will be something gipping like: Krul, Janmaat, Williamson, Taylor, Mbemba, Colback, Wijnaldum, Sissoko, De Jong, Gouffran/Obertan, Mitrovic

It's gonna be a long painful season. One where we'll be deluded if we're not happy with it as well.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/015fe456484ac9e5a5f498bf4574d791/tumblr_n7eoyoSTVe1smcbm7o1_500.gif

Not just dropping them. Kicking them both out of the squad and telling them to find a new club should have been the first thing McClaren did when arriving.

It's bad but I'm really hoping for Williamson and Obertan to have their every touch booed. Last resort since our managers are always too dumb to see they're shit.

Only the 4 players who have no business being in our squad at all. Cunt.

Fuck off Schteve

Hasbeens United

That is some major bullshit

We were the shit last season.

You think? I think we'll be absolutely fine. One or two more quality additions and there's nothing stopping us having a good season. Until we have two new CBs signed, sealed and delivered we'll do absolutely nothing. Knowing our regime like we do I won't hold my breath.

Gouffran? Colback

Jilted ex? More like ex, that was smacked about by a cowardly abuser every day, who is currently being heralded throughout society like an upstanding man of honour, waiting for the day he is finally exposed.

We suck so much

If it's true then Leeds: