Skeletor

Nope

Someone the opposite of Pardew. So someone who's personable, tactically astute, sensible and has a positive attitude.

A Christmas miracle.

Media/club seem silent. I don't know whether that's good or bad. Good. They usually can't wait to stamp out any good news.

Will be an honour to see him play for Crystal Palace.

"Bye you fahcking owld cunts"

'He's gone' 'He might be gone'

Too happy to care.

There's a "do you think Pardew should go to Palace" poll on that article - every little helps lads! This one thing we have to beat Sunderland at.

Whoever took that. Don't take any chances. Shoot him.

!!

Should we send some kind of gift to Parish if he appoints Pardew?

Penn and Golfmag both agree he's gone.

Turning down the chance to hear the sound of his own voice. This really is serious.

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Ujpest Doza commenting on every thread bar this one.

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http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhggxm6zuL1qh59n0o1_r1_400.gif Pleasure overload.

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Alan Pardew will remain as manager for the foreseeable future. Just kidding he's gone. YOLO.

Just these rumours have me all http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/48449/monica-s-dance-o.gif

I can fap to this.