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But...but...they weren't going to lose many games for the next few seasons!

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Well we've been scouting all their players so why not their manager too?

Given his form he'd probably punch back harder.

http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1551421/saint-etienne-coach-christophe-galtier-hits-racism-claims?cc=5739 http://www.footballtop.com/coaches/christophe-galtier Sounds like a mentalist.

Hnnnnnnng Must not dream! Maybe he really is a goner.

We'll probably fluke a backs to the wall 1-0 win and Pardew will milk the result as part of his excuses for the next 3 seasons.

But he looks so happy. Ignorance really must be bliss.

http://2.vsr.vz.tl/assets/images/cached/VH9bdkZ-360.jpg 'John...are they booing me?' 'No sir. They're saying Boo-alan...BOO-ALAN!' http://i2.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article7069723.ece/alternates/s615/Alan-Pardew.jpg 'Are you people saying boo or boo-alan?' 'Boooooo' 'I was saying boo-alan'

Resources given to him...like Ben Arfa when he was shit hot in the run in? But wait no...he's lazy...and I'd guess Cisse is since Pardew no longer likes him either.

You have him! No you have him! Reminded me of Bart and Lisa fighting over who loved Homer more 'No-one's gay for Obertan'

There was me thinking it would make him delighted.

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That little kid trying to get at Ronaldo

Poyet

Yaya

Did Grealish come straight from the 1990s?

Finally

Fuck sake Nasri

Can Pardle make it a hattrick of keeping them up next season as well? Fuck sake.

Fuck off

Great. West Brom are in holiday mode.

@JHunterChron: The 'Miracles Happen, Gus' banner from Stamford Bridge is here. #safc That's why I said that.

Hope they're shoving that 'miracles can happen' banner up their arses at the end of the game.

Who isn't? Norwich could sitll beat Arsenal 1-0. Well yes. Just there's such an outside chance of all the right results happening. Still it would be so great.