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I know it's a bit futile but I'm still hoping for a West Brom win tonight.

Sigh

Sacked on the pitch in front of the away fans Mike appears on the big screen screaming 'You're Fired!!!' Vince style? WWE buy Newcastle secretly, Vince appears on big screen at Anfield after heavy loss and annouces aquisition of Newcastle and then goes at the end: "oh, and by the way, Alan, Yoooooooou're FIIIRRREEED!!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNX_wGyKhmM

Sacked on the pitch in front of the away fans http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOHBY7YCMAANgoN.jpg:large 'We regret to announce the following layoffs: Pardew, Alan. That is all.'

I like the scenario where Man City win the title, Liverpool hammer us, Pardew has absolutely no positives to cling to whatsoever, is humiliated in his post-match interview and is sacked by Monday.

We'd probably still be a good team with a decent owner now had Souness not destroyed our reputation completely.

I don't want to be friends with any one who doesn't enjoy that.

Any money left over for a 'Ryder - Plagiarist' banner?

A stark reminder of the local papers' true colours. Shame as we need them right now.

Be like the 1-1 we had with Spurs in 1996 when we cocked it up. Laughed my stots off last night when I found out what had happened. pay back for 96. That's so much worse than the 4-3 in 1996 like, nobody can ever tell me otherwise. 3-0 up man 3-0 up with 12 minutes to go.

"Newcastle are ninth in the Premier League table and are guaranteed a top 10 finish, but the campaign to oust manager Alan Pardew by the Newcastle-based Chronicle newspaper continues. Some Newcastle fans want the 52-year-old out and the Chronicle's front page is headlined: 'Earth to Pardew. Go Now." It has a series of photographs, including one of a baby and a cat, next to Pardew out messages." Cut the unnecessary outsider guff out.

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Abdu de Janeiro ‏@AlPakinoo 3m Get The fuck out of Liverpool RT “@glen_johnson: Absolutley clueless.....”

This emo outro

http://talksport.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/field/image/201310/1110581.jpg?itok=81Sul8fl http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/74652000/jpg/_74652378_gayle_getty.jpg Justice for 96

Geoff Shreeves 'Tony you're team had nothing to play for today. Why did you stop Liverpool winning?'

Carragher Such karma for his comments about us last week.

A West Brom win on Wednesday would make the last day so much fun.

Carragher is almost making me want us to beat Liverpool. What a cunt.

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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BBpZPziCUAA0syq.jpg

It'd be better with Blobfish Rogers instead.