Skeletor

'Official: Shola Ameobi released by NUFC' http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldp0iewmxF1qzsln6.gif

You can actually hear the brain fart on the last tweet.

God damn this is hillarious

Sounds like lyrics

I spent far too long laughing at this. Reminded me of 'Nah, no way...nah'

I do recall him mentioning this when he was here too. Not speaking the language, and the club not really doing much to help integrate him into the community etc. Instead he'd just sit at home alone after training. http://images.football365.com/13/01/800x600/Graeme-Souness-Expert-Opinion-Football-1024_2887334.jpg Such a cunt.

Best hope there's no internet in Tenerife then.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140502012937/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/b/ba/Post-8255-OH-HELL-TO-THE-NO-gifs-veiL.gif

He must be pretty insane if he thinks his derby antics are going to be swept under the carpet just because he signs for us. In fact it's going to make things harder for him when he isn't amazing. http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/72693000/jpg/_72693028_altidore.jpg

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02081/pardew_2081711c.jpg

Probably preparing a bid lower than his release clause so it can be rejected.

Aye. There's no way he's back up when Pardew is the manager. The new James Perch.

I look forward to seeing him written down on one of Pardew's tactical brainwave sheets as 'Yozza'

http://i60.tinypic.com/1zgx8o3.jpg

Indeed. Should be calling him 'his majesty.' The peasant.

Probably but we were blinded by Bobby's lovableness.

Remove Colback from that list and I'd agree. Problem is with the exception of maybe Sinclair and Lescott (who's probably too old for Uncle Mike anyway) those players would be too expensive.

Getting Bent instead. 442 with bent and Cisse http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/I+was+all+like+quot+ok+a+few+more+posts+then+_e7b869812cf45754456394bb12cf533e.jpg

Best thing he's ever done for this club

Thauvin and Cabella in the same team would be all kinds of sexy football.

German guy looks like a jumper.