Skeletor

I'm sure you already know the answer to that.

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Yeah but that was Ben Arfa's fault.

'He doesn't track back and was responsible for every goal we conceded. Every one in the dressing room hated him. Oh and Keegan is shit'

They're just exchanging long cheesy chip strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.

As a squad player under normal circumstances he wouldn't be an awful addition. However under Pardew being one of his British squad players means playing an embarrassingly high number of games.

Get in

It's more than that as well, he's only scored penalties since the last Clasico and been anonymous. He's also been responsible for every goal they've conceded this season http://cdn3.footballtop.ru/sites/default/files/styles/player_full/public/photos/players/robert_elliot.jpg?itok=rWW5LryK

No

Pogoalski

Do you not remember Clark's goal against Middlesbrough or Barry's penalty miss at SJP when Souness was manager? Seems people have forgotten just how bad it was under Souness because it didn't last anywhere near as long as Pardew.

Got to be Ashley drones.

Next excuse: TheGuv

Next time have your mate film it on his phone.

Jesus

Putin should take tips from Mike Ashley and Pardew.

It was against Chelsea after Luiz wasn't sent off, Taylor and someone else (Colo) got injured, Pardew said it was because they'd been trying too hard and wouldn't have been trying that hard against ten men. Oh shit. It's all coming flooding back

The bottom left: I don't even remember that one but

it'll never end. Got to be drones hired by Ashley.

Yeah Guv. Couldn't you keep Blob's hideous comments to yourself? How dare you not let him get away with it!!!!!!111eleven

'Hey Rob. Just a heads up but I'm about to ruin you. Is that ok? Love TheGuv'

Thread title really needs to be Blob Jelliot.

Hope the Guv gave him a heads up before writing that. Pretty much fucked him over, however much we might disagree with what he allegedly had to say. Fucked himself over being a Newcastle player criticising Keegan. It was never gonna end well.

Fucking hell