Skeletor

We don't really have much choice but to blood him in. Ashley is not going to buy 4 strikers next season.

Remy's out so we won't be scoring. We'll probably lose 0-1.

Worst of all we have to do it without the man who invented the transfer system Joe Kinnear.

You sound surprised. That's been his party trick his entire career. He used to be good for a few goals but that dried up long ago. I'm not, I've always hated him and a couple of penalties and scuffed goals off his shoulder against sunkun changes nowt, he's hit and always has been.

Needs to change his name to David Cooper so he and Adam Campbell can be the AC/DC.

Good thing we've been so casual about buying strikers.

http://thesimpsonsforever.tumblr.com/post/10794718728/nappien-unlike-sleepia-it-wont-cause-foot

This. We had 3 shots on target against the bottom club who hadn't won for ages. None of them tested their keeper. It was pathetic and paints a frightening picture of what we will be like without Remy. Think about the end of last season where Bosingwa saved our season. That's what life is like without Remy.

You sound surprised. That's been his party trick his entire career. He used to be good for a few goals but that dried up long ago.

Indeed. He's been poor but the alternatives are frightening at the moment.

Just 9 more games. Just 9 more games. Just 9 more games *deep breath*.

Anita has a better shot than him. However when he was paired with Remy against Hull it was the only time all season that we've looked threatening.

They'll still survive some how. If the teams at the bottom had their shit together I'd be confident they're going down.

Even so, Fulham win, West Brom win away, Palace get a point away. Not great for them. Got 2 games in hand on West Brom and Palace with only a 3 point gap. Better goal difference than Palace too.

Send him to the glue factory.

Already 9th.

They're incredibly lucky the teams at the bottom are so shit.

http://www.balls.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pardewfistpump.gif

Usual Pardew special at Craven Cottage.

Fuck off

He's never gonna score

FFS Shola for Cisse

Hawk eye win

Pardew would just play this down the phone:

Has looked like shite too.