Skeletor

Needs to change his name to David Cooper so he and Adam Campbell can be the AC/DC.

Good thing we've been so casual about buying strikers.

http://thesimpsonsforever.tumblr.com/post/10794718728/nappien-unlike-sleepia-it-wont-cause-foot

This. We had 3 shots on target against the bottom club who hadn't won for ages. None of them tested their keeper. It was pathetic and paints a frightening picture of what we will be like without Remy. Think about the end of last season where Bosingwa saved our season. That's what life is like without Remy.

You sound surprised. That's been his party trick his entire career. He used to be good for a few goals but that dried up long ago.

Indeed. He's been poor but the alternatives are frightening at the moment.

Just 9 more games. Just 9 more games. Just 9 more games *deep breath*.

Anita has a better shot than him. However when he was paired with Remy against Hull it was the only time all season that we've looked threatening.

They'll still survive some how. If the teams at the bottom had their shit together I'd be confident they're going down.

Even so, Fulham win, West Brom win away, Palace get a point away. Not great for them. Got 2 games in hand on West Brom and Palace with only a 3 point gap. Better goal difference than Palace too.

Send him to the glue factory.

Already 9th.

They're incredibly lucky the teams at the bottom are so shit.

http://www.balls.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pardewfistpump.gif

Usual Pardew special at Craven Cottage.

Fuck off

He's never gonna score

FFS Shola for Cisse

Hawk eye win

Pardew would just play this down the phone:

Has looked like shite too.

Great insomnia relief this

Same reason Citeh get away with every thing. Oil money > Every thing.

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Because it's always worth a re-post.