Skeletor

What people actually see when they look at the poll is: 'Do you want Pardew sacked?'

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His man management skills were supposed to be his only attribute. Oh well.

Visions of Pardew distracting the ref whilst Steven Taylor elbows Adam Johnson in the face.

TBF he's implemented the sit back and collapse style of play and imprinted our losers identity when it comes to the derbies and cup games.

Pardew would probably approve of the defence. Probably too much flair in the midfield with Mysterio.

Should make Undertaker Director of Football. Here's how transfer negotiations would go:

How can we design our website? I know let's rip the entire SkySports design. Also: What? They already put on loads of shows here

Imagine how gutted every one will be when we sneak a cowardly 1-0 holding on for dear life at the end followed by over the top Pardew fist pumps.

http://twitpic.com/show/large/8o6q64

Most likely heard something once and are regurgitating it like it's stone cold fact. Like most football fans.

I'm still laughing at Rollernonce now

We'll be in that position as long as Ashley is the owner. At least Hoddle would bring a better style of football if nothing else. Ride it all out until someone actually shows the fat cunt enough $$$ to fuck off.

Pardew in 'I HATE FLAIR PLAYERS' shocker.

If we had beaten Man Utd we'd have been champions. 6 point swing.

http://i.imgur.com/RrlVWel.gif

Thread title seems too neutral.

I made that video like 10 years ago. Thieves re-uploading it Mint video man. You do the soundtrack? Thanks. I chose the song yes

I made that video like 10 years ago. Thieves re-uploading it

How the fuck have we amassed so many points with this cunt in charge?

Is he? I turned off Walked straight off. Please be a positive sign!

Never scored a goal? Help yourself.

This commentator needs to burned alive.