Skeletor

So seriously what happens if it is found to be dodgy? Transfer cancelled? A refund?

This transfer keeps finding new ways to be even worse.

"I share some of those concerns" Well aye Luke. We haven't signed anyone beyond Lloyd Kelly and two crap keepers.

Someone needs to die if this is true.

Wow, they found a way to make it worse.

I wonder if we ever seriously wanted Cole Palmer. Such a shame that a generational talent like that ended up at that basket case of a club.

Aye, would be an honour to return him to City a much better player at the end of the season.

No me gusta

When did we sign Raphinha?

Jenas came in January.

I hope Eddie isn't gonna make PL based English players his hill to die on. Mitchell has clearly been brought in to tap into the foreign markets and it's vital that happens.

As if he didn't know Southgate resigned

Literally never seen him wear a hat before

"ChatGPT, please write me an England manager job advert for Eddie Howe" ChatGPT:

Our black and white stripes look better.

Put it this way, after six transfer windows needing a RW I'd hope we were holding out for an Isak/Bruno level player. Getting Mbuemo doesn't feel worthy of a six transfer window wait.

Boring, boring NPW.

We're not turning our noses up. He's just boring, like Harvey Barnes is boring. I won't have a problem if he comes here and he'll score goals. But he is boring.

He also likes being away from his family as much as possible That break between Bournemouth and us must have nearly killed him.

Forgot how involved Ashworth was with hand picking Southgate. Bring him to Man Yoo.

"wE nEeD hOwe!!!!111eleven" Funny, considering last year fans of other clubs were telling us we need to sack Howe to move to the next level.

Why

Where did I say it's preferable for Howe to get the job over him? I will struggle to support any team Klopp manages. It's about him as a person.