Skeletor

Just sign 10 PSR flips from the far reaches of the globe for small fees and bank on one of them being mint(eh) every year.

Big brain theories since Brighton have no obligation or need to overpay for him.

Ouch

Burn it. Then salt the earth so it never grows back.

Wait for him to reject the move.

The media will be insane if it gets to 1st July and we haven't handed one of our crown jewels to the Sky 6.

What the actual fuck.

Sad he's the only one in the England camp who gets this.

If Minteh goes to Everton then begrudgingly I understand why. Just please don't bring DCL the other way. And put a buy back clause in.

Or we just bought a load of rubbish consistently under Ashley with the odd good player once in a while and we still haven't changed the overall value of the squad.

This isn't a good look for us tbh

There's two tiers in the Sky 6. Tier 1 being Man City, Arsenal and Liverpool and Tier 2 being Chelsea, Spurs and Man Utd. Given we've been in amongst all those teams and we're richer than all of them, there is no reason any of the Tier 2 clubs should be able to take any of our players.

Aye take the future best striker in the world and give us Richarlison

Aye they just sold him in a cut price deal out of the goodness of their own hearts.

We already fucked about.

Some of these clubs need a mental health assessment.

Our FFP flip for next year then.

The correct answer.

Chelsea are adorable.

Southgate doesn't deserve to be a manager.

If his name was Frederick Gates maybe.