Skeletor

As if he didn't know Southgate resigned

Literally never seen him wear a hat before

"ChatGPT, please write me an England manager job advert for Eddie Howe" ChatGPT:

Our black and white stripes look better.

Put it this way, after six transfer windows needing a RW I'd hope we were holding out for an Isak/Bruno level player. Getting Mbuemo doesn't feel worthy of a six transfer window wait.

Boring, boring NPW.

We're not turning our noses up. He's just boring, like Harvey Barnes is boring. I won't have a problem if he comes here and he'll score goals. But he is boring.

He also likes being away from his family as much as possible That break between Bournemouth and us must have nearly killed him.

Forgot how involved Ashworth was with hand picking Southgate. Bring him to Man Yoo.

"wE nEeD hOwe!!!!111eleven" Funny, considering last year fans of other clubs were telling us we need to sack Howe to move to the next level.

Why

Where did I say it's preferable for Howe to get the job over him? I will struggle to support any team Klopp manages. It's about him as a person.

Don't know if I could get behind Klopp as England manager. Yes we might well win a trophy, but I fucking hate that man.

I don't mind Mbuemo, but he's a boring signing. Hopefully we start with someone more exciting if he is going to come in at some point. The club haven't filled me with confidence with the panic fire sale to meet PSR and bringing in just Lloyd Kelly on a free and Forest's crap goalie.

N-O:

Also got to question how Broke-alona can afford his wages in this day and age as well.

Was bought by Mitchell previously for Leipzig.

Speaks volumes that if he hadn't resigned he'd still be here. FA have no balls to sack an anti-football failure.

Would be absolutely hilarious.

Thank fuck. Good riddance.

Wonder if he ever had hair. EDIT: Ooh it's so wrong

Never gonna see a team I support perform well in a major final.

He'd take 13 left backs in the squad.