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Hard to believe this is the same lad who was here for years looking absolutely hopeless. Howe has done some black magic.

Get in!

Dang. I remember Jon rating him when he had to be only 17 or 18.

I think we all agree they're desperate. But I certainly don't agree with them turning a blind eye to his infinite cunt flaws and the blank sheet that is his positives.

I understand that. But what are the odds an entire fan base is wrong about Ashley (when results since he left - Champions League and a first trophy in 70 years prove that in fact we are completely correct)? There has to be an element of rationality here.

Vince McMahon was just for the memes man

Ashley isn't hope. If you want hope you have to be able to listen to those who warn you away from a hope destroyer like Ashley.

I wasn't enthused and thought he wouldn't be able to save us from relegation (although I kinda doubted anyone could with the position the fatsos left us).

Quoted for factually accurate statement.

The irony is we basically are now...because he's gone. Just as we were BEFORE he came.

Hopefully he'll take them out of the football league altogether. No sympathy for anyone who hasn't got the common sense to listen to our ENTIRE fan base about Mike Ashley. They deserve everything that he will do to them.

2 promotions Is that guy mentally ill?

Get in. Bye bye Villa.

Kvaradonna playing like Kvareobi.

Dembele man.

Kazenga?

I get their delusion towards us. But to think that everyone outside of Liverpool and Arsenal are Championship quality

A quick Dennis Wise scout of him looks like he can play both flanks and has a bit of early days CRonaldo about him.

With an unlistenable soundtrack.

Uncomfortable with Eddie not being here for this and Villa. Hopefully we can keep it going and get another win for him.

There aren't many Man Yoo players I would take tbh. Mainoo obviously has those raw ingredients and Howe would turn him into a superstar I'm sure. Garnacho too if Big Joe was allowed to lump him one every time he behaved like a cunt. The rest are either past it now or just don't have it.

We got the better deal. And I say that as someone who wanted us to sign Maddison. Maddison is the definition of a luxury player who only performs when he feels like it.

My league table predictor. That's with us losing at Arsenal, Villa and Brighton.