Skeletor

Redcafe posters seem delighted with the appointment

Oscar

Face plant

Oh dear Ramires

Take a bow Adebayor

That's 6 seasons worth in PardewLand. Or a coma

Rubbish from Adebayor

1-0 The Russians

A nasty one

Wouldn't mind if it also included multiple trophies like. If he won something he would probably get a 20 year contract TBF. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmud69gl4K1qzj4fro1_400.gif

'squad'

I don't like him because he's French, i like him because he plays attractive football, ability to work under a small budget, experience of bringing through young players and tactically astute. The passport isn't important to me, but the ability of the person in question to do the best job possible and he ticks almost every job imaginable including the low wages part. I just want the best man available, he could be from Madagascar for all i care. Do you have issues with Madagascar?

I don't think so really. It would be nice but it's much more important for the players to learn English. When you have a squad that is so heavily foreign it's important for a manager to be multi-lingual in my opinion.

Very naive IMO. As if there's no precedent in football for increased player power in these matters. There's also a precedent for Mike Ashley not being messed around by anyone. http://i4.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article1760833.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Dave-Whelan-1760833.jpg http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00449/Dennis_Wise_449044a.jpg http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/alan-pardew-smiling.jpg

It's not important for the next manager to be French but it is important for them to be multi-lingual.

We should make a Michael Owen style brochure for him. 'Manager of the year. 5th place finish. Looks dapper' etc...

I understand MON is looking for a job. I could see that. But he'll be waiting by the phone for the call from Man United about now.

The forum will become a pleasant place again

The day he's sacked basically...

He's already lost the players. The trade mark of his previous reigns is that he ends up pissing off every one within the club. Llambias looked pissed off against Liverpool. Ashley was probably pissed off whilst doing a strip tease in a Las Vegas club.

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http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67465000/jpg/_67465243_67465240.jpg

Starting to think Ferguson has passed away. Minutes silence in the Spurs Chelsea game?

Sounds right

Chelsea ageing doesn't matter. They'll spunk another £100m on new players in the summer.