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Probably end up the spawniest 0-1 ever seen.

Their best players will be handed to bigger clubs as per the will of Sky and the media.

"Attack, attack, attack" Your team is too crap to do that

Man Utd with a minus goal difference after 35 games.

Man Utd the jammiest team. Always crap yet teams never kill them off.

Just hope there's no stupid clauses in his contract.

But Moyesball was fine? I don't even know what the West Ham way is supposed to be. They've always played a poor standard of football for as long as I've been following football since the early 90s.

Boehly negotiating. "£100k a week? £200k. £300k? £400k????"

Doesn't tolerate untidyness - Literally looks like a scruffy crackhead.

Can't wait to see Hendo back in the North East.

If Arsenal came in for him bigger clubs would join the race anyway. Arsenal should give up on Isak, can't afford him and certainly won't be able to compete with Real Madrid and the like.

Sounds too good to be true. Anyone checked his betting history?

Mmmm I love the smell of new transfers!

NJOY

Don't worry, it appears his career won't last that long anyway.

They looked dreadful first half actually. They're a team that's exactly where their season long performances merit.

It's classic Newcastle fan-ism. "The other team is going to win all their games despite no evidence to support that, and we're going to lose all our games"

They'd be a less competitive team without cheating FFP though.

We should go full WCW and have a Dan Ashworth on a forklift match.

A cautionary tale.

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