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Injured for the first half of last season when we were unbeaten and rarely conceding

Correct, both were good goals actually. Both good goals and we looked well in it as well until Gosling got himself sent off. No we didn't. Any time they crossed the ball into Holt we were fucked.

Next target then...

Hasn't been training has he? Was supposed to be out until January. Well he's tweeting pictures of the team at the airport so he's there.

Yeah Adam Campbell has travelled.

Some of his goals in his shit hot run were actually offside. Bolton and Liverpool (2nd - very marginal) spring to mind.

Guy on the left looks like he's slipped Carroll some roofies and is about to take him home for some date rape.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/2377/top-10/2009/07/28/1408652/top-10-crazy-inter-swap-deals

Inter Milan swapped Seedorf for Coco

It's one of those where as the attacking team you'd get annoyed if it wasn't given and as the defending team you get annoyed if it is. Not clear cut at all.

To be fair Colo made it even worse.

Heroin chic

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgt31UGvP1r3zat8.jpg

Probably aye.

Williamson in 'still terrible' shocker.

Ba should have taken it on further but passed it off as he felt his hamstring. Neither to blame really.

Be better if we sold him tbh. The £7m we get for him will definitely get us a better player, if they can play out wide. Doesn't Ba get half the money from this stupid clause? We're fucked if someone activates it.

We definitely need to upgrade so that he can be a squad player next season. Having him play near enough every game is not helping any one.

Pretty much how I feel about him right now. Believing his own hype too much? Said this a few times and do feel a bit James/T27 like but I do think the players/staff/manager making him out to be footballs Chuck Norris doesn't help. When he first came here, was a relatively unknown player who was often used off the bench in Holland he was amazing and his passing accuracy was unreal. Now he has that Arsenal goal, the Norris effect etc.. he takes far too many risks, doesn't bother looking up and tries to ping it about like he is Xavi. Get him back to basics and he will start performing like the player linked with £20m moves. Remember Pardew saying he could be so much more when he first took over. It's been an issue since then. He's a limited player who is very effective when played right.

Referee was awful. Let Wigan foul us as much as they wanted after the red card. He's definitely gay for McCarthy.

I want the real Cisse back

Pretty much how I feel about him right now. Believing his own hype too much?

Aye I'd say no need but it's common knowledge now any way.

Pardew just called him his stand out player tonight.

Makes you wonder where Tiote fits in now. He's clearly an asset against the big teams but can be a liability against the lesser teams and has a hard time controlling his temper these days.