Skeletor

How's Dan's garden coming along?

The opposite in my opinion. You need your back up to be available as often as possible for when something does happen to number 1.

If he's telling them the same thing privately then he's got issues.

We're probably losing, but hopefully without conceding an embarrassing number of goals this time.

What's with the dodgy wig?

I genuinely love this. No attachment to him at all. Either he stays in the end coming to some agreement, or he goes for a lot of money and is replaceable. I'd be reaching for the razor blades if it was Bruno or Isak.

Ooh ooh ooh

If they go to Man Utd place a few bets in their names. The Dan Ashworth special.

Reason for leaving your last job? "I'm a rat" I see...we'll be in touch.

Milan had his pants down with Tonali, and now we've fucked him over too. Some master negotiator.

Man Utd fans were glory hunters but most of them were normal people once you talked about other things. Liverpool fans are unhinged in all aspects of life.

Would be truly terrible if Ashworth was out of the loop when he starts with Man Utd

Bye Felicia.

Dan Burn knows where the bodies are buried.

Repeat last season's tactic of everyone on the line to grind out a 0-0.

He only cost £40m afterall.

Isn't it a fun game though?

Miggy come on.

GTFI