Skeletor

There's a first for everything I suppose.

Nah your reactions to me having different opinion to yours are more than making up for the lack of football entertainment.

This is another one of those fixtures that we never seem to perform well in. Fingers crossed tomorrow.

Tribute to Laurent Robert.

Now now. We've been told that all clubs are interesting and exciting.

Haaland activating all the cheat modes.

Couldn't happen to a nicer owner/more bizarrely spiteful fan base.

Agent Guehi lowering his value to an affordable level.

This weekend is full of nothing matches.

What a shame.

Just like he bottled assaulting Schar.

Worst transfer ever.

I'm sorry Nic Jackson, PSR is for real!

I mean I can't blame you. The French league isn't exciting to watch at all since PSG killed it dead.

What he should have said: "I have reflected on my actions and I recognise my behaviour was embarrassing and not within the spirit of the game. I apologise" What he actually said "I'm a cunt with no talent who has to cheat to gain advantage".

I hope we stop giving him scraps. He's elite.

I mean they're both disappointing.

Crime against football that it was ruled out due to Cartel rules

Probably died from shock.

Absolute jokers.

Hopefully he gets stitches.