Skeletor

FFS Ameobi. Just this one last game *squeezes stress ball* Just this one last game.

Looks like the same team as the QPR game to me.

I'll save them some time. Their manager is a mong who thought taking 187 strikers and 4 midfielders in his squad was a good idea. Their manager is a mong who thought trying to play as many of those strikers at the same time was a good idea. Most of their non-strikers are s***. The good players realise it's a s*** competition so can't be arsed. If they want to avoid this in future they should avoid picking Newcastle United players. Now give us back the Dembas!

1-0 win with Gosling scoring ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

To be honest the whole 'well the ref saw it' thing just highlights how shit refereeing standards are in this country. If he saw it and didn't punish it then he's a cheat plain and simple.

Game finished yet? Time to getting negotiating.

Where To Stephanie?

They'd be stupid to start him. He's had his head turned by us.

Trumps two loan signings for trampy players tbf.

The Skypad ffs

Llambias: 'We won't go any higher than £1.8m' Watford: 'We want £2.5m' Wigan: 'We'll give you £2.5m' Watford: 'Deal. You can talk to him' Llambias: '*Phew* Now time to tell every one we tried ' Mariappa: 'Wigan? Newcastle I want to join you!' Llambias: ' Now what do I do?'

David Craig: Mariappa wants to join Newcastle

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Hopefully. Then we can accept that Perch bid!

Mariappa turned down Wigans offer!

Did you just hear them say 'turned down Wigans deal' on SSN?

SLAM! http://hbk619.skyblog.com/pics/234003263.gif

. Basically a short list that's who's who of footballing crap. Wouldn't be surprised if he enquired about Smith.

Must have the Mike Ashley of Italy as chairman.

Bassong

If he gets away with it he's a very lucky boy (accumulatively).

Start Ba with Best. Swap Cisse with Ba (or Best if Ba is holding up ok). That way we always have a threat on the pitch at the very least.

He'll definitely get banned. Revenge for not being able to ban him for the Spearing incident.

New levels of pathetic.