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Someone should give him the number for a suicide helpline so that he can get help committing suicide.

He definitely looks like he's on the edge of a nervous break down. I think for his own health he should probably walk away.

Worst title challengers ever. They'd probably help their chances immeasurably if they actually took a shot every now and then instead of constantly passing it side ways from wing to wing and achieving fuck all.

1-1

What a shit penalty

Pelanty!

Does any one reckon his family actually did boo him when he walked through the door?

Owen: "Are they booing me?" Phelan: "No...they're saying boo-owen...BOO-OWEN" *Later that day on Twitter* Owen: "Newcastle fans...were you saying boo or boo-owen?" Fans: "Boooooooooooo" Talkshite: "We were saying boo-owen!"

Turner Huth. Sounds like their tactics tbh - Turn and Hoof.

If he really is gonna go (which I'm pretty resigned to) I'd much prefer this.

and they racially abused thier star players mother. Cant recall anything as stupid as that ever happening here- what do you think of it Wearside? The lad who done it apparently didn't even do it directly to Bent's mother,he was in a bar down Wigan and was taking ages to get served and he shouted "is it cos I'm black" and Bent's mother was next to him and the rest is history.

The sentiment that signing a player from them merits serious illness is really to bizarre to comment on That's not the reason he is disliked by Sunderland fans,it's the fact Houllier came out and tried to accuse Bruce of being a racist. Must be why Bruce over compensated in January then.

Just as mentioned yesterday (by you even I think), it was such a departure from the usual squeaky clean stuff we see from him. In one of his tweets he wrote "can't be arsed". Just reading that from him and imagining him saying it felt strange! Said it every week on the pitch when he was here.

That is a crime against football.

Gives the game away there tbh. He would love to "have left sooner" even though he was paid a fortune to take us down while sending out brochures to interested parties for his services. Exactly. Despicable scrotum of a man.

I was so proud of the reception. The only thing that could have topped it would have been whoever said they were gonna throw fresh piss in his face actually doing it.

Hands of steel.

He's definitely won me over. I wanted him replaced at the beginning of the season now I want him to stay forever .

Major credit to Krul's wonder save in the first minute too.

Still 0%. I think Pardew will want to finish as strongly as possible so unless our position is unmovable either way on the final day of the season then I don't think we'll see any youngsters barring the odd cameo from Ferguson in the last few minutes of games.

0 chance barring more injuries.

Krul Simpson Williamson Coloccini Enrique Barton Tiote Nolan Jonas Ireland Ameobi Pretty much full strength bar Ben Arfa and debatably Best. We should win this. Their momentum is completely gone.

Good performance today. I've lost all confidence in him scoring free kicks though.