Skeletor

Fact is no matter what good Mike Ashley has done this summer he's always likely to hit the self destruct button. If we're safe at the end of the season then maybe he's forgiven.

No.

Such a contrast to the doom and gloom that came with the 'no capital outlay' statement. We've done some excellent business for once!

Took some good penalties...oh wait.

Put money on him scoring the fourth on the strength of that post.

Hope he's laughing that his team couldn't even beat a newly promoted team at home

No different to our game there tbf. I don't just mean their game today.

Owen coming on. Fergie's decided the goal scoring is over for today.

West Ham look consigned to the Premiership scrap heap already.

They hacked our players without getting a red and Carroll scored an equaliser with a header.

Will we both be getting fines for getting 5 (7) bookings?

We're in the Champions Leagues!!!!1

About sums it up.

Get in Fulham!

Soccer Saturday has gone to shit at the moment

So Carroll is off.

Spurs 0-1 Wigan Lollercoaster

Maybe Shola will get a classic slice into the top corner from close range.

...What?

Fuck off Blackpool

Carroll!!!!!!!

FUCK

FFS Carroll booked for dissent.

Nolan skies a volley.